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The Write Tools

My writer friends and I often talk about the tools we’ve discovered to actually help us put words on a page. Those tools range everything from hardware to software, pens to moleskine journals, settings to environments, snacks to libations. I’ve decided to sing the praises of a few of my writing tools here in a series of posts.

photoIn earlier posts I’ve shared the computer hardware and software that powers my writing endeavors. Today I want to champion a few old-school tools–the reference books and resources I turn to as I write. To be sure, there are online versions of writer’s tools, and I utilize several. But for the most part, I still like to pick up the book and hold it in my hands, dog-ear or otherwise mark important pages, highlight and underline.

Of necessity: A great reference set includes a good Dictionary, Thesaurus, Dictionary of Synonyms & Antonyms, Rhyming Dictionary and Etymology Dictionary. The dictionary and thesaurus need no explanation. The Synonyms and Antonyms tool I use less often, but frequently enough so as to highly recommend it. I don’t suspect you need me to remind you what synonyms and antonyms are, but suffice to say when you’re working on a manuscript and trying to avoid monotonous word repetition, or looking to make a strong contrast, this tool is a friend. It can help paint a scene. Rhyming Dictionaries are most helpful in you’re writing poetry or song lyrics. The best of them rhyme sound fragments, not just words. I attempt poetry and compose lyrics. I use this often. Finally, the Etymology Dictionary is important to me because some of my writing is of the historical fiction genre. It’s important not to use words or phrases before they originated. Understanding where it came from, and the earliest appearances of a word or phrase in literature is a huge help.

Of these tools, I possess two sets of all the above by Merriam-Webster–one kept on my desk in my den at home, the other on my desk at my office. I also have online versions of all the above set in my laptop browser for quick access. I do have a couple of deeper-intellect dictionaries around, too, in case I need to impress someone from Oxford or something.

Less-often used, but still valuable to me, I have a few Famous Quotations and Familiar Quotations books. I always sound smarter when I share someone else’s wisdom and can properly attribute it.

On the craft of writing: I highly recommend four books. Stephen King’s On Writing–A Memoir of the Craft is a great read. Lots of wisdom for my writing life in there. I’ve revisited it a number of times. My writing coach Ariel Gore’s How to Become a Famous Author Before You’re Dead is another I put in the must-read category for anyone seriously desiring to cultivate a writing life. The standard Elements of Style by Strunk & White and the entertaining Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss, are also books I highly recommend every writer own and enjoy.

Last but not least in this area, I’m convinced a good writer must also be a great reader. I have a set aside time to read built into each day. I have a pretty good collection of books that I own. But invaluable to me are also my library card and my Kindle Paperwhite. They help assure that I am never without good reads at my fingertips.

How about you? Any reference tool suggestions you can offer up? How about reading tools or strategies? 

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Help! Grammar Man!

grammar-manWanted: Stephani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, 5’1″, 125lbs. Last seen wearing clown-like make-up and an outfit made entirely out of red meat. If she’s discovered while composing lyrics, she should be considered armed and dangerous. This is a job for … Grammar Man!

The Case of Ghastly Gaga Grammar

In today’s episode our hero has been called upon to right the world in the wake of Lady Gaga’s repeated pronoun abuses. Teens everywhere are being brainwashed. You and me? You and I? You and me and I, oh my! Help! Grammar Man!

Consider Gaga’s 2009 smash hit Bad Romance. The line that serves up the song’s title reads, “You and me could write a bad romance.” Could they really? But the faux pas don’t end there. Consider next her 2011 single You & I. Though she tried to cleverly couch her grammar gaff amidst samples of legendary rock band Queen’s mega hit We Will Rock You, the lyric repeatedly includes the line “You and I, You and I, Something about you and I.” Uh, no.

Grammatically speaking, the respective lines should read “You and I could write a bad romance” and “You and me … something about you and me.” Shame on you, Gaga! Shame. On. You.

To be fair, I acknowledge that sometimes we struggle with when to use ‘me’ and when to use ‘I’ because a well-meaning teacher, parent or do-gooder scolded a correction at us, “Not you and me! It’s you and I.” Uh, perhaps. Don’t allow correctional certitude to trump proper grammartude (that’s a made up word, but Grammar Man reserves the right to make up words while in the act of fighting for literacy).

Me or I? Grammar Man has a very easy little trick to help assure you never get this wrong again. Are you ready for this? Wait for it. … Wait some more. …Just a little longer. … (I know. Grammar Man is being annoying now.)

Simply take the ‘you and’ out of the sentence and you will never get this wrong again. An example? ‘You and me should listen to Lady Gaga’ or ‘You and I should listen to Lady Gaga’? Technically, neither of us should listen to Lady Gaga, we’ll come away grammatically dumber for the experience. But if we’re choosing between the two sentences, drop the ‘you and’ — Would you say ‘me should listen to’ or ‘I should listen to’? Voila! You got it.

Another? ‘Lady Gaga invited you and I backstage’ or ‘Lady Gaga invited you and me backstage’ — which one is correct? Your turn. I’ll wait. … Still waiting. … If you said ‘me’ than you’re on your way to the head of the class. And worth noting: I just used you’re and your in the same sentence–another couple of words that are frequently tangled and mangled. Perhaps another case for … Grammar Man!

Tune in next time when Grammar Man sets out to help waiters and waitresses everywhere avoid embarrassment.

Can you think of other common word or punctuation errors that trouble society? Trouble you, personally?